Frequently Asked Questions

  1. Who is Curt Chapman?
  2. What's the purpose of this web site?
  3. What if I want to see something added to curtchapman.com?
  4. How does someone with an inadequate income pay for a dot-com operation?
  5. How do I buy advertising banner space on curtchapman.com?
  6. When will Curt stop carrying around his day planner?

Who is Curt Chapman?

Curt is just a regular guy.  He's not a Nobel Prize winner, but he does his best to live life to the fullest while respecting and loving other human beings and animals as well.  He's 42 years old, lives south of Fairhope on Alabama's Gulf Coast and has an unnatural obsession with brown pelicans.  He earns his bucks by working as a staff writer for a great metropolitan newspaper.  He also tinkers with web design from time to time and used to do morning radio.  Ladies, he is single and looking for someone intelligent and funny.  Is that too much to ask???

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What's the purpose of this web site?

Figure that out and you might win a Nobel Prize.  Seriously, this site is a destination for many people in the world seeking information and entertainment arranged in a haphazard way.  Well, it is better arranged than it used to be, but Curt is still not paying much for web design so....

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What if I want to see something added to curtchapman.com?

Write and make suggestions by clicking here! It's that easy.  We can't guarantee that your suggestions will be taken to heart, but it'll give you a warm feeling knowing that you tried.

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How does someone with an inadequate income pay for a dot-com operation?

Well, it's actually not that expensive to put all of this together.  If it were, fewer people would be doing it.  All you have to have is a computer, a concept, and way too much time on your hands.

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How do I buy advertising banner space on curtchapman.com?

C'mon!  Would you really want to advertise here?  If you do, we advise you to pay in cash and then immediately seek counseling!  We will from time to time place banner ads on to offset the cost of maintaining the pages, but will probably never go overboard with advertising.  This web site is about content, not commerce.

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When will Curt stop carrying around his day planner?

Hmmmmm....  Good question!  How about this?  Curt said:  "I'll stop carrying around my day planner when men with little or no hair stop using the comb-over.  It looks really stupid, doesn't fool anyone, and makes people think you're a moron!  That's why I use a hat to cover up my thinning hair.  Besides, my day planner from the folks at keeps me from making a complete mess of my life!"

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